What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.