If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Because a cop robbed him.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Pen and Oink!
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
