If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Put it under the soap.
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
A good start
They're writing their last will and testament.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Dez Nuts!
