Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.