Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture