Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.