Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

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