Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.