What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.