What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...