Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
because you can never be too careful.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"