Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling