Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where