How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.