Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.