Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

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He tripped a fan

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'