Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

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What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.