Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.