Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.