Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!