Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror