Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.