Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila