What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.