What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.