What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.