What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway