Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.