What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.