Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.