Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?