What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.