How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes