Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?

Because AT&T has the best coverage

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.