Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.