What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.