What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.