What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.