What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.