Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.