Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.