Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul