Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift