Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift