Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift