Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift