What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.