What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.