Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that