They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
They were both caused by a message from god.
9/11
Owl
Swine flu
The planes kept Stalin.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy