They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Wait, I can explain everything!
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
Benjamin Frankenstein
Because then they'd be bagels.
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
