What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy