Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

Mama Jokes More Mama Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.