What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."