What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Time to try the udder one."

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Never mind...it's tearable

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

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Adam and Eve

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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A hexagon

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor