What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!