Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose