What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

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What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.