What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!