Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)