Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.