Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.