Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.