Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant