What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.