What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"