Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.