What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny