What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny