What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.