What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!