What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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What do you call empathetic bovine?

understand bull

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!