Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".