What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.