What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.