What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.