Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.