Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.