What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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A corpse.

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It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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A phoney friend!

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Whinny wants to!