What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

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What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.